I guarantee it; this is not a Lie.

I went back to middle school to retake some classes. I felt quite old and out of place, sitting on the concrete in front of the bungalow classrooms with these little kids. I was sitting with the Spanish 1 class, and I saw a girl from my German 1 class in high school. When I was a senior in high school, she was a freshman, so I figured she was a junior by now. I dreaded having class with her again; she was an annoying, whiny freshman. I hoped that my previous experience of Spanish would help me skip a couple of grades. Looking around, I saw Grace Lam sitting with another class. I was glad that I wasn't the only college student here; I felt like an idiot.

Soon, we were sitting in pews, holding thin paper boxes of green and blue, which had lyrics of a Christian praise song on the front. We were holding them up in the air as we sang. The non-Christians just looked really confused and out of place. Will Wu was in another pew, directing a group of kids. I needed to go to the restroom, so I went outside and found the restroom building. It wasn't very clean, and the toilet seat covers were so small that I had to use two, laying side-by-side on the seat. There wasn't much toilet paper either. As I sat, trying to poo, a bunch of girls walked in, talking loudly and what not, and I kept sitting there, really trying to poo but couldn't. Finally, I gave up and went out.

Outside, I saw these people wearing partial tiger outfits on top of their clothes and on their heads. They were showing support for the Kyuubi. Someone (was it me?) called out Pikachu to battle the Kyuubi/tiger Digimon thing. But somehow, it was on Pikachu's side, and Pikachu de-Digivolved, giving it's energy to the now-cat-like animal Digimon so it could Digivolve to the next level.

All in all, it was just really uncomfortable not being able to poop.