I swear it; this is a Factual Account.

So Betty and I decided to go Disneyland for Halloween weekend. But she was pretty afraid of airplanes (I don't know how she always flew to Taiwan). So I tried to distract her with a philosophical debate. The plane ride itself only took a few minutes and I was able to successfully calm her nerves. Our limo took us to the really awesome, beautiful, and taaaaallll hotel. Some girl was holding her quinceiera. Purple programs were in piles all over the lobby - the cover looked like some advertisement for a cheap magic show.

We went to a desk at the front to ask where we could get our hotel room and keys. She told us to go out and there should be a place where you could get them. So we did and met up with other people who were also needed their hotel room and keys. Right outside, there was a booth-like shop thing, where a woman with curly light-colored hair sat. You could see a small televsion playing some show inside the booth. She had three, so adorable dogs. When I petted one of the small ones, the other two (a large brown one and a smaller one) came to my side, the larger one on my left and the smaller one on my right, and I just sat there petting the heck outta them. (They were absolutely adorable and they were really enjoying it.)

We finally got our hotel room and keys, but we realized the hotel would lock us out if we didn't get there in time! And since the hotel was BLOCKS away, we had to run. We were no longer Christine and Betty and other people staying at hotel, we were the students of Dan-Sensei's Detective Academy Q! And we ran through the alley as if we were chasing a bad guy. We were tired and many times some began to straddle behind but we urged each other on. As I was running, Sirius and some other people (including a blonde woman in a red dress) could see my progress on a cellphone. They could see me, Harry Potter, on a small blue, snowy plateau and a women with snow powers facing each other. But I was able to push her and she fell off, taking a large chunk of snow with her.

The day before, people from Academic Decathlon were bemoaning the meaningless of studying endlessly, when all we got were trophies and keys to the city. My friend and I were really hungry and my mom was driving us to a hotel where we would be staying. We found an okay one near a Taco Bell. But the hotel really did look shabby.

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